Is advertising worth trusting? Therefore, we have prepared for you a list of the 10 most ridiculous advertising cliches in which there is no logic at all.
10. Dandruff - a global problem of mankind
In the XXI century, the biggest problem people can call dandruff. By the way, the problem appeared at the end of the 20th century, but right now it has reached its climax. According to advertising, a person with dandruff is doomed. He will not be able to build a career, neither his boss nor colleagues will give him a hand. He will never be happy in his personal life, representatives of the opposite sex go around him / her per kilometer. Dandruff overtakes even celebrities. Apparently, therefore, the attitude towards Olga Buzova is so ambiguous. The fact is that she had dandruff. Now, nothing threatens her career, because she bought Head & Shoulders. This tool will save the world, be sure.
9. People buy summer cottages to store stained white clothes there
When once again we are shown a family who takes things to the country, I want to twist a finger at the temple. Of course, you can take a couple of comfortable tracksuits to the country. It’s good to dig a garden, play football or just walk through the woods. But people from advertising do not take sportswear to the country, but men's shirts, elegant dresses, tight skirts. All this must be certainly white. And then comes Aunt Asya or Uncle Petya and put things in order. Now the fun little family needs to take everything back to the city. In fact, few people are lucky in the country, spoiled things, gray or stained. If the powder does not cope with the stain, most people will throw such a thing away without regret.
8. It is better to brush your teeth without toothpaste.
For some reason, in all toothpaste advertisements, equally happy people brush their teeth without toothpaste. Although this is an advertisement for toothpaste. They drive the brush back and forth, while smiling broadly. Have you ever tried to repeat this? If you try to smile, foam will come out of your mouth. It looks, of course, not so aesthetically pleasing, but at least believable. And anyway, why do people smile every morning? Maybe you should try this toothpaste too. It would be nice if there was such a tool that, together with clean teeth, gave a charge of fun and energy for the whole day.
7. In a woman's bag fits half the assortment of a household chemistry store
Whatever happens, women from advertising always have a miracle cure. From a small handbag, they get large bottles of shampoos, cleaning products, and even 3-liter laundry detergents. They will help if someone has dirty the tablecloth, if a pile of dirty dishes has accumulated. Yes, even these women from advertising will save the world from dandruff. Indeed, in their purses you can find everything, even “Head & Shoulders”. It would be nice if such women existed in reality.
6. Snow-white clothes are ideal for "these" days
If a woman has critical days, she is unlikely to wear a snow-white dress. But women from advertising do not worry about this, they have excellent hygiene products that, in addition to their main function, perform another. They make the girl self-confident. It doesn’t matter to her that she has “these” days, she boldly puts on white tight-fitting trousers. And she jumps with a parachute, rides a horse, dances, leads an active lifestyle. Most women will envy her again. After all, besides the feeling of perfect purity, she still has a great well-being. You can not say about the well-being of an ordinary girl during critical days. She certainly is not up to skydiving.
5. Washing your face best by splashing water on your face
Men and women from advertising not only brush their teeth, smiling broadly, they even wash themselves in a special way. They draw water in their hands, and then spray it on their faces. Pretty original way. After such a morning toilet, they probably have to wipe the floor in the bathroom, dry the rugs. Most likely, the cleanser does not work as effective if washed in the usual way. Or maybe they are preparing for the visit of Mr. Proper. In this case, do not repeat after them, Mr. Proper will definitely not come to you.
4. Epilation should be carried out only when the hair has not yet grown
Slender girls with tanned smooth legs do themselves epilation, simultaneously singing and dancing. Try applying cream and dancing. And the wax strips? After such a hellish pain, even the most persistent girls will forget the lyrics. For women in advertising, their skin is perfectly smooth, they have nothing to fear. Perhaps the ads do not show hairy female legs so as not to shock men. Let them think that girls are magical creatures. They have perfect skin, a beautiful figure. That's right, why do men see too much. They have such a weak psyche that after this spectacle they can forever change their orientation.
3. The most fun place in the apartment is the shower
As soon as a person from advertising enters the shower, his mood immediately changes. He begins to sing, laugh, have fun. Yes, have you noticed that very often this person is a woman? We can only assume that this is her only joy. If this woman has five children, a husband, two cats and a dog, then everything is clear. Only here she can relax body and soul. The coolest shower gel will help her with this. The prose of life: under the bathroom door of such a woman there are a couple of children, they scream, knock and call their mother. Of course, this is not shown in advertising.
2. Two hands more convenient
Do you also remember this famous phrase from a tea advertisement when a young man makes his friends hold a cup with both hands? At the same time, he takes the phones from them. Maybe he’s a maniac and tortures people with hot cups? Fortunately, these people are not the only ones holding the cup in this way. It is unclear why there are pens, but people from advertising prefer to burn their hands with hot dishes. Interestingly, the one who came up with this ad, tried to drink tea in this way?
1. Only deodorant will make a successful man
A man cannot achieve anything in life if he does not use a deodorant from advertising. But if he tries another “Old Spice”, his life will change dramatically. Career will go uphill, money will fall from the sky, beauties will begin to pursue him. Pretty tempting prospect. However, if you are a woman, it is better not to buy this remedy for your husband. Let him make a career, but he will not be taken away by any slender model. If you are a man: run to the store. The secret to success is simple, you just need to believe the ads.